Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
