just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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