I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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