small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
