I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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