Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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