i just had sex bonerless
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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