Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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