I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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