weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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