Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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