Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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