I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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