WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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