i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
That accounts for only three of the penises
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
