This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
so much tequila, so little girl.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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