Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
