yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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