its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
