I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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