Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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