Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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