Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i think my cat just said my name.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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