you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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