Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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