I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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