these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
