omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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