and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
