It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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