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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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