ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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