What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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