why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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