Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Randomize
