I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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