Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Everclear isn't food dammit
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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