Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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