I have demons in me.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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