I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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