and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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