That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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