I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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