Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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