that's an acceptable place to lick
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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