Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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