google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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