It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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