So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
