Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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