actually, I'm a sock model
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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