I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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